Anyways, this past Friday my drama saga unfortunately continued...
I was going about minding my own business, doing work like normal, when I had to run across the hall to drop some paper work off. While I was walking I was looking down at the paperwork I was delivering and not looking where I was going ...this was a BIG MISTAKE!!
All of a sudden I hear my name being called at a very close distance to me and I look up to find the husband poising murderous woman standing with a slimy creepy smile plastered on her face and her arms outstretched right in front of me!!!
And you want to know what I did? I PANICKED!!
I panicked so bad that I hugged the husband poising murderous woman! I walked right into her outstretched arms and hugged her!
And what does one say after hugging an attempted murderer?
Me: How are you?
Me: Oh, I see you hurt your wrist! (said with a sympathetic tone, but all the while I'm thinking she must have tried to beat someone to death with that hand)
Murderer: Yeah I broke it.
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry (slowly backing away), well it was nice seeing you.
Murderer: (leans in closer) You know we are trying to work things out.
Me: (NOW I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT I KNOW!!)
Me: Oh, Sweetie I'm so sorry (nods head, again sympathetically, like I know what she's going through).
Me: Well, it was nice seeing you. I hope you work things out. (shows paperwork to let her know that I have very important business and that I am not running away from her in fear...then I turn and run away from her in fear)
Needless to say I was a little twitchy the rest of the day.
On a positive note, I did learn that I turn into extra super nice person when in the face of an attempted murderer. This is not something I knew about myself. In fact I don't think it's a quality that I have tried to examine before, but it's good to know.
It will come in handy if I ever have to interview for a job on death row.
