Monday, September 30, 2013

Lifetime Drama Saga Continued

I don't know if you remember me talking about my attempted murder situation at the beginning of the month, if not you can and should read about it here.

Anyways, this past Friday my drama saga unfortunately continued...

I was going about minding my own business, doing work like normal, when I had to run across the hall to drop some paper work off. While I was walking I was looking down at the paperwork I was delivering and not looking where I was going ...this was a BIG MISTAKE!!

All of a sudden I hear my name being called at a very close distance to me and I look up to find the husband poising murderous woman standing with a slimy creepy smile plastered on her face and her arms outstretched right in front of me!!!

And you want to know what I did? I PANICKED!!

I panicked so bad that I hugged the husband poising murderous woman! I walked right into her outstretched arms and hugged her!

And what does one say after hugging an attempted murderer?

Me: How are you?

Me: Oh, I see you hurt your wrist! (said with a sympathetic tone, but all the while I'm thinking she must have tried to beat someone to death with that hand) 

Murderer: Yeah I broke it.

Me: Oh, I'm so sorry (slowly backing away), well it was nice seeing you.

Murderer: (leans in closer) You know we are trying to work things out.


Me: Oh, Sweetie I'm so sorry (nods head, again sympathetically, like I know what she's going through).

Me: Well, it was nice seeing you. I hope you work things out. (shows paperwork to let her know that I have very important business and that I am not running away from her in fear...then I turn and run away from her in fear) 

Needless to say I was a little twitchy the rest of the day.

On a positive note, I did learn that I turn into extra super nice person when in the face of an attempted murderer. This is not something I knew about myself. In fact I don't think it's a quality that I have tried to examine before, but it's good to know.

It will come in handy if I ever have to interview for a job on death row.


  1. Is it bad that I couldn't stop laughing as I read this....LOL

    1. No. Go ahead. Laugh at my near death experience. :)

  2. I bet you are so much fun to work with Luna!

    I probably would have done the same thing, so don't feel bad about hugging her. Goodness that's creepy though! Glad you made it through ok!!

    1. SUPER CREEPY!! If I were you I would try to avoid this situation at all costs.

  3. When faced with homicidal villains it is best to remember the wisdom of the troubadours in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail." "When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin bravely turned and fled."

    1. This is a good life lesson. I need to watch this "Quest for the Holy Grail". Everyone has been telling me to watch it and that I would love it, but I'm like a little child...the more people tell me to do things the less I want to do them.