Mona: You didn't happen to get eggs from the store, and hard boil them did you?
Me: Oh yeah
Me: I went to CVS for toilet paper
And guess what...i didn't even buy toilet paper because it was outrageously priced
So I came home without it
And I spent $100 on other useless things I didn't need
But not eggs
Me: Oh yeah
Mona: THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU
Me: No
Me: No
Me: Lol
Why would I buy eggs and hard boil them on the exact night you ask when I haven't gone to the grocery store or cooked in over two months?
I ate out
Mona: You said you were going to the storreeee. So I was hoping you got food!
I ate out
Mona: You said you were going to the storreeee. So I was hoping you got food!
and I was hungry for hard boiled eggs
like so hungry for them
Me: I went to CVS for toilet paperAnd guess what...i didn't even buy toilet paper because it was outrageously priced
So I came home without it
And I spent $100 on other useless things I didn't need
But not eggs
Mona: I literally just shook my head....How could you do all that and not get eggsssssss
Me: Why would I?
Mona: BECAUSE I NEED THEM
Me: I'm sorry I'm not your own personal food mind reader
Mona: ugh
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