I've been on a HUGE Twitter kick this brisk and windy Thursday morning (and by huge I mean I've twittered...? twitted, tweeted? I'm going to go with twitted because I like it best, even if it's wrong. So I've twitted 5 tweets in the last two hours, and, by my very low and pointless Twitter standards, that's a LOT).
As you can probably tell from my improper use of Twitter vocabulary, I'm rather new to the Twitterverse (I think I've actually heard that word used before, so I'm improving).
About 99% of the time when I'm scrolling through my feed, my eyes glaze over and my mind races as it tries to pick out actual words amongst the vast amount of clever run on hashtags and overabundant web links. Most of it just looks like mumbo jumbo nonsense to me. I can't make heads or tales out of it without giving myself a migraine.
@someoneidontknow #I #like #tweets #idon'tknowifthisisonewordornotbutlookatthiswebsite https://www.wheredidallthespacesgo.com/they-are-with-the-cassette-tapes-and-VHS-tapes/
Basically, I feel like a colossal idiot when it comes to Twitter. I don't like things that make me feel like an idiot. You could say I have an intensely devastating allergic reaction to it. I get annoyed.
Slowly, but surely I'm getting the hang of this whole twittering thing. One day I will know it all! Or at least I'm remaining blissfully and ignorantly optimistic about it. (Please don't burst my tiny bubble of social media sanity). #onedayiwillgetit
Even if I'm the worst person on Twitter, I'm having fun. That's all that matters...right?
You can follow my pathetic attempts of twitting tweets @mylowercaselife