Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Biffs And The Werepups

After yesterday's post, I think I'm feeling a lot better. I've laughed a lot more then I have in the last few weeks. One of the things I laughed at the most was this conversation on BIFFS:

Me:
Mona can we get one of these?  
 www.werepups.com
(I HIGHLY recommend looking at this site. It's awesome!) 

Mona: I honestly don't know if those are cute or hideous lol

That makes me uncomfortable

But I think I also like them

But I don't really know


Me: So is that a yes?


Becky: I would have one lol


Mona: I...think... so

It might make me cry though

I have that strange sensation when I look at it. Like a "oh that's cute" then I cry


Becky: lol cry from the cuteness?


Mona: No


Becky: Do they speak?


Me: Becky! Do they speak?! They are babies! Of course they don't speak yet!


Becky: I don't know how fast werewolf puppies mature!


Me: Well there is a 10 month incubation period right now

and $650


Becky: Geesh


Me: You can get tiny ones for cheaper

But it's still a ten month wait


Becky: I would want a tiny one

Actually idk lol


Me: The tiny one fits in your and the big one sit in the crook of your arm


Becky: In my what??


Me: Don't tell me you've never heard "crook of your arm" before

Bend in your arm?


Mona: Lololol


Me: The crook of your arm or leg is the soft inside part where you bend your elbow or knee.


Becky: Nooo you said the tiny one fits in your...and didn't say anything after lol


Me: oh.

Sorry about that

Hand

The tiny one fits in your hand...


Becky: Much better lol


Me: lol


Mona: Wakward


Me: You thought the exact same thing Mona LaBlue!


Mona: You don’t know my life!


{I am secretly hoping Mona orders me one now for my birthday next year.}

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Stuff Got Weird

Last night my friends and I passed around a pair of reading glasses and pretended to be grandmothers telling ‘back in the day’ stories. Each of our seemingly different stories intertwined into a tangled web of craziness. Stuff got weird real quick.

We had unknown pregnancies, white on white racism, the KKK who were also moonshiners, a gender neutral Aunt Petri who may have been two different people or schizophrenic, a Russian assassin couple who pretended to be cougars to steal a dog, and sexually confused Lewis and Clark and Sacagawea…just to name a few.

Some roll play with Dungeons & Dragons, but this is how we roll. 


Also we did this for over two hours and took it way too seriously. We really committed to our roles (minus the part where we were laughing hysterically).

Friday, August 9, 2013

luna's laughter

Welcome to Friday! We survived our first full week together (for those of you who decided to stay and not run in fear or fall asleep in boredom). As a reward I'm going to share with you things I found funny this week. You may laugh along with me or you may think I'm completely insane, either way you be looking at my funny bone. 





How Whovians really feel about the royal baby

The dangerous Cat Shark. I couldn't stop watching