Talking on Facebook chat about the fear of getting questioned by the surveyors who give national accreditation to Healthcare Organizations at our place of employment.
Me: They literally just walked out the doors as I was walking in from lunch.
Me: I didn't make eye contact in case they changed their minds and wanted to ask more questions.
Becky: Lucky for you. I thought I was golden going to lunch at 11 but as soon as I clocked back in a 12 they were on my floor.
Me: Now we've got another three years before we have to try to avoid them again.
Me: I would like that job.
Mom: You would? Check into it
Me: To be able to strike fear into people's hearts with just the mere knowledge I'm in the building.
Mom: Luna, you are horrible!
Me: It's called power, mother.
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