Thursday, April 3, 2014

Food Mind Reader

Random message I got from Mona at 7:00 last night:

Mona: You didn't happen to get eggs from the store, and hard boil them did you?

Me: Oh yeah

Mona: THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

Me: No

Mona: Lunnnnaaaaaaa

Me: Lol
Why would I buy eggs and hard boil them on the exact night you ask when I haven't gone to the grocery store or cooked in over two months?
I ate out

Mona: You said you were going to the storreeee. So I was hoping you got food!
and I was hungry for hard boiled eggs
like so hungry for them

Me: I went to CVS for toilet paper
And guess what...i didn't even buy toilet paper because it was outrageously priced
So I came home without it
And I spent $100 on other useless things I didn't need
But not eggs

Mona: I literally just shook my head....How could you do all that and not get eggsssssss

Me: Why would I?

Mona: BECAUSE I NEED THEM

Me: I'm sorry I'm not your own personal food mind reader

Mona: ugh

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Pink Slip

Dee (blacklisted Dee) had her 90 day review yesterday. Let's just say she won't be with us any longer.

No, I didn't kill her. I just played a part in getting her fired.

It should be a warning to you all, it's may be hard to get on my bad side, but if you do...
Beware!!!

I have these weird feelings of Power and Guilt all mixed up in my head

Power, because I got someone fired from their job. Quite little me, who never cries, complains, or tattles to the boss. Who can work with anyone and puts up with anything. Who takes abuse. See what happens when you push me too far? See what I can do? (okay, so this power trip is a little bit in my head, I really went to my boss meekly and just told her the problems I was having and that I didn't know what to do. My part was only small, but let me have my power struggle).

And Guilt, because I played a part it getting a woman fired from her job. She will be without money. She talked to me about how much having a solid income meant to her. She walked to work everyday because she couldn't afford a car and she was happy she didn't have to worry about money anymore. She talked about music with me and complimented me on the songs I've written and how good of a trainer I was
How am I not suppose to feel guilty for being in constant communication with my boss about what she did wrong?

With the two deeply intertwined I am constantly at war within myself.

Okay, now that I'm done being overly dramatic, I am sorry that it didn't work out for her sake, but I'm also relieved that I no longer have to work with her.


Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Great News Guys!!

Morning!! Great news guys!!

I won the lottery, I'm getting married, and am having quintuplets!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

It was an elaborate and well planned April Fools joke. Sorry to deceive you guys. I know you were excited about my children, Fina, Simi, Arvid, I-Lilly, #NorthEastRedApple, but alas it's not true. 

Maybe someday...

This is my favorite internet April Fools Joke of the day...Pug Post! 
Moo.com, I don't even know what they do, but they are offering delivering by Pug!
Delivery by pug?!?! Who wouldn't love it!!?!?
Pug Post (Moo.com)

What's your favorite April Fools Joke? 

Monday, March 31, 2014

Slightly Eccentric Things I Catch Myself Doing

Okay, I know you all think I'm this wonderful perfect person, who never does anything embarrassing or weird. You would be right, but there are a few unusual or slightly eccentric things that I catch myself doing every now and then and some people might classify them as "weird"

Here are some examples: 

~When I put lotion on I menacingly rub my hands together for longer than necessary. I was talking to someone the other day and they finally had to tell me to stop.

~When someone leaves a book in our lost in found I secretly hope they don't claim it, so I can take it home...even if I don't like the book. (Yes, I have a book problem).

~Whenever sports come on I zone out. I stare at the TV screen, but go completely blank. This could cause people to think I am really watching and care what it happening in the game. I do not.

~I also zone out in public and catch myself staring at strangers. I'm not really looking at them, but staring in their direction where it looks like I'm staring at them. I tell myself to stop because I'm being weird. Then a few minutes later I will find myself staring at the same person. I can do this three or four times before I move. I'm sure it creeps the strangers out.

~When ever someone calls me the wrong name, but I know they are talking to me, I answer without correcting them. I was called Katie and Brooke last week and just went with it.

~I have a mini panic attack when my feet are stuck in blankets that are tucked in because I start to feel claustrophobic if I can't get my feet free.

~After my feet are unstuck I proceed to curl myself in the corner of the bed and surround myself in blankets and pillows to create a barrierYou may be thinking this contradicts the claustrophobia of having my feet trapped. It does.

~I walk down the hallways at work with two of my finger's second joints touching the wall (you know the joint just above the knuckle). Sometimes it's a constant drag across the wall and sometimes I do this weird jumping pattern. I only do it when the hallway is empty (I'm not weird enough to do it in front of people). Don't ask my when this started or why...I don't know.

SEE! Not weird at all! 

Eccentric is the key word here. Unique and wonderful. Different. Stand out in a crowd. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

What are some of the more eccentric things you catch yourself doing? 


Friday, March 28, 2014

#Twitter #KleenexStyle

Remember back in January when I said I didn't understand Twitter?

Well, by George, I think I've got it! I have arrived.

Kleenex tweeted me back!


Okay, so maybe I still don't know 100% what I'm doing on twitter, but I think I'm improving! Some people are actually starting to follow me!. But it could be they only follow and respond to me because they feel sorry for me...I know that's the only reason Kleenex tweeted me back. 

What's the most impressive retweet or reply you've ever gotten on Twitter? 

Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Moth and The Sun

The other day, when Mona was trying to get me to write, we were goofing around a bit and ended up writing stories about each other.

Mona went off to write some alien horror story about me. Me, of course, being the alien.

But I decided to go more poetic.

I wanted to share the poem with you today.

A little back story to the poem (if for some reason you don't hang on my every word)...Mona is my little sister, she is a musician, we write music together, and she almost died from a blood clot in her arm and had to get a rib removed to fix the problem.

The Month and The Sun

By Luna LaBlue 03/24/14

She’s like a moth drawn to the sun, but one who is afraid that if she gets too close she will burn.


She was born into a small family, in a small town.


She was both outspoken and shy.


I remember a time when she would bury her face in the corner, hidden from all family and friends, until she would feel brave and slowly poke her head out and join in on the goings on of life.


I could see her life unfold in this same manner. Like a fawn learning how to walk. She took a while to come into her own skin. Figure out who she really was. And she’s now only learning who she wants to be.


I saw a passion ignite inside of her. At first when it was just the two of us alone on a late winter’s night hovering over our notebooks and her child size guitar.


Uncertain of her own voice she used mine to create the words that brought her music to life.


She kept it hidden, not letting the rest of the world in on our secret.

With prodding and pushing we shuffled through moments and memories creating our own world of music.


With voice still hidden, only whispers in the night she hung in the shadows of others, frightened like a mouse of a trap.


When she realized no one reached out to pull her to the depths and swallow her whole, she slowly began to grow.


But it wasn't without it’s growing pains.


Swollen and blue this harsh life threaten to snuff her out.

Clotting her heart and breaking her bones.


I nearly lost her.


My world destroyed.


Rought from the brink she didn't even know she reached.


Brought passion anew as it was all that was left.


Slowly she learned her voice, brought in through the gravity of realization.


She let go of my hand that had been holding her up and she stepped out into the light.


She knows she still might get burnt, but that hasn't stopped her or slowed her down.


Soon she will become more than the moth, but the sun.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

I Speak German! (Ich spreche Deutsch!)

Guys, I can speak German!

I watched a German movie on Netflix yesterday, called Schlussmacher (Break Up Man). It's a really cute and funny movie about this guy who helps couples break up for a living. Okay, so maybe that doesn't sound so cute and funny when put that way.

Let me try again. It's about two guys and true love...but not with each other. Hum...

Okay, so the concept of this movie is a little strange to try and explain.

Let's see, what's something like an American version of this? ...I would call it a mash up of Due Date and the opposite of Hitch.

Yes, I think that makes the most sense.

Whether that makes any sense to you or not, it was a cute and funny movie. You'll just have to get it a try and let me know what you think!

But, back to my main point! I know I can speak German after watching this movie! I have been very slowly learning German. Practicing my guten morgen and Auf Wiedersehen. But when I watched this movie I knew I had arrived!

I could understand about 1% of the movie WITHOUT using the subtitles!!! 

Super impressive. I know.

I can also speak a few words in Spanish, Finnish, and Mongolian (and by few I mean one or two).