Mona: I will now be sending you a list of what I want you to order on amazon as special gifts for me for because it is Amazon day tomorrow!
Me: Wait? Amazon day?
Mona: It is like Cyber Monday!
Mona: But better!
Mona: It is for Prime!
Me: Oh! Really? Or are you just making this up, so I buy you stuff?
Mona: No joke
Me: Do they have the deals listed already or do we have to wait until tomorrow?
Mona: Not sure
Mona: That is all the info I know
Me: Then I think we have to wait until tomorrow to find out the sales.
Me: Remember all the good surprises I got you on black Friday!? I'm SO excited!
Mona: You need to try harder.
Me: I tried really hard last time!
I'm sorry I thought she would appreciate the entire Game of Thrones collection for $10! Or a replacement for my never returned Night Circus! I saw her read a book once!! Geez.